December The 13th! amidst the end sem exams while all the popats were busy mugging and licking and (publicly inappropriate terms of verbs)ing the unlightening lines of borrowed and stolen books which unconsciously provides ways to destroy the mental environment of a student, came a voice " Mote thoda udhar hat na, tu teen aadmiyon ki jagah khata hai " thus giving rise to the motion of tectonic beds of room 212( palindrome!) he stressed the weak woods, counting their last breaths, to move his @$$ by a distance dx [apparent work done infinity but actual work done tending to 0].
Dr. Dan retaliated with, "Bas kar neeche girayega kya?, Juta dekha hai mera? "
The Cooker seductively replied, " Meri chappal aur bhi sexy hai!"
Pissed Kandy said, " Mere taang par se hat warna tere **** pe laat mar dunga."
Meanwhile Hollow Man brought us back to the topic saying, " Abey ch********ti band karo yar, likhna chalu karo" and ET gets back to typing.
So
Dr. Dan : Mammoth Evil Scientist who unconsciously brought the DCD(another palindrome!) code into existence, currently on a covert mission to popularize Agra through his research papers. One more thing , unknown disorder detected(classified!) .
The Cooker: He cooks real nice with his words and hands. Too seductive in nature. Gave a new pronunciation to the word MKL ( guess what?) Has a supernatural power of aiding all Buckers to take unauthorized night outs.
Kandy: The most academically intelligent Bucker, still dumb as he doesn't know Bengali after living 18 years in West Bengal but insists I know " Actu, Actu". Spreads like a liquid.( remember the movie?). Agitated yet responsible occupant of 212. Clever with the tongue.
Hollow Man: Scary appearance at night, hard to physically detect him in his bed in the morning specially with his blanket on. Has a grin too wide for his face, eats 4X times the apparent capacity and stores in perhaps his third stomach.( we are quite sure he has two.).
ET: Actor, Singer, Rapper(the Gujju way ;)). Allrounder. Uncanny talent of mimicry - can enact anyone from Faculty Members to Ketchup. Loves to play vaanar vaanar. Zombie looks, restless eyes! Has a verrry high L.Q. An encyclopaedia of movies and songs....
"Lundry wala aagaya hai, kapde dene chal raha hai kya? enn?". We were interrupted by Satellite's transmission. Oh yeah! Satellite!
Satellite: Little man with big wits. Has info on virtually every f***ing hot topic in college. Has an amusing way of abusing. Very studious. For FREE private tuition contact Room 235. The whole of MAE hails him. Sethji ka raaj hai!
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Mandavli: The Gamer. Loves to spread peace and make truce between 2 warriors. If Gandhiji were alive he would've kissed him to death. Loves to show off his underwear. Loves Tea like anything. Currently holds the record for ummm... lets keep it classified.
"Chal chalte hai. Waise bhi EVS kisko padhna hai? ", Kandy replied.
And came Podolski. Sprinting as always.
Podolski: Fast but not furious. Perhaps the fastest guy around. Silent CamMan . Moves around looking for opportunities to get people on camera, embarrassing themselves. Footballer with a nice hand in photoshop editing.
Podolski said, " Haan chal chalte hain".
Lazy Bizkit replied, " Yaaaarrrrrrr! mein nahn chal raha .. mujhe gym jana hai. " and went straightaway to Coder's room and asked , " oye .. oye... oye... Gym chal raha hai .. ?"
Coder replied, " Padhunga bhai mein.. 9 baje book de dunga.. " . Knowing this all Bizkit had to say was, " Yaaaaarrrrrrrrr!"
Lazy Bizkit: Cries day and night. Yaaaarrrr!! Keeps cleansing himself. Baba Ramdev's Ultimate fan. Keeps questioning people : Am i not becoming slimmer? Are there pimples on my face? And... Yaaarrr!! Bandi Chahiye Yaaaarrr!!!
Coder: Owns a library with programming books on PHP, Ajax, VBscript, Javascript and many more. Nerdy looking. Studies night and day with Music on! Often Swifted by Taylor. The future of Body Building.
Currently the Rajesh Khanna of 2011. (Dude that muffler!)
" Kyaa Bhaaaaaai!", the longest Bhaaaaai you will ever hear, comes The Bhaai.
The Bhaai: Always does something with his Monty , wonder what the f**k keeps him interested. Japanically cute looking guy but devilish pinch inside. One of the nicest teen mustaches you'll ever find on a face. The biggest advantage the guy has is that he looks 15 although 19.
"Mein bhi chalunga Chai peene!"
Kandy interjected, " Babaji aur Desi Boy ko bhi bula lete hain ".
Oh yeah Babaji and Desi Boy.
Babaji: The ultimate preacher, source of proverbs of ancient saints. Has a lover's heart. Has a kid face and is quite amiable. Loves his mustache although he looks ********** with it, so ultimately lost it. All thanks to Dr. Dan.
Desi Boy: A perfect example of a Desi Boy, hence the name. Hefty , the Akhada body. Has a high affinity for the Cooker. Loves to devote time to those who please him.( you explore the meaning ;) ) .. Phrases he likes, " M** ** ****i" and " Dil khush kar diya tune, aaj tujhe ek ghanta dunga"
Distant voice, " B**** k* *******, M*********d, Kahan hai".
Not so distant voice, " Chal raha hai chai peene", asked BodyBuilder.
Bodybuilder: Self Obsessed, loves to mess around with Dr. Dan. Loves to flaunt a lot. "Mujhse acha koi nahn dikhta hai, sun raha hai?!". Finds every other guy a .. you know. But totally okay with sharing and one guy you'd really need while in a fight or otherwise.
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After a lovely chai in f***ing chilling winter, the Buckers head back to their hostel. Climbing the stairs leading to the second floor, the Cooker asks, "Oye Kandy! Lattu kidhar hai?!"
"Room mein hi hai. So raha hoga.", he replied.
Lattu: Has a wierd laugh. eh heh eh heh ehe (much like a horse neighing). Busy 24x7 talking to girls. Unfortunately, chatting and texting cannot be featured in his CV (oh wait! maybe Hobbies section). Loves to curl his fringes.Stays out most of the time (yup!).
As we near room 212...
"B*** k* L****! fir room band karke chala gaya! ", Kandy cried.
See, told you he stays out. And now so will Kandy.
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