Course is not taught, books are scarce, everyone is frustrated. Dr. Dan, assuming that he is the greatest environmentalist out here holds a conference with me (who as always is studying at the last moment), Bhaai( who studies almost every second before the exam but somehow screws up the paper), Coder( who studies only the most important topics of the exam and relates and answers the other by his intelligence or something like that), Mandavli( who, given a chance, will find a way not to study and say that everything is 'Lalua') and
Satellite, in a mood of irritating everyone and making fun, asks a very interesting and eventually debatable question to Dr.Dan, " If you were in a the middle of drought affected land what the hell would you do?"
Me : He'll run away.
Coder: What the fuck will you do? You surely won't do farming. I'll tell you what Satellite will do. Since there won't be any water around he'll shit and wander with a dirty ass in search of it!
Bhaai ( with his complacent look): Sahi hai Bhaaaai!
Satellite(Irritated with his Maa Ka look) : I am just asking what precautions will you take in a drought?
Coder: I just told you you'll roam around with a shitty ass!
Satellite: Do you know there was a drought in Bengal?
Coder: If its Bengal, talk to Kandy. Ch***u , aadha ghanta ho gya, g****d mar rakhi hai! Padhne de!
Dr. Dan( while Itching his head): Ye Sanitation aa sakta hai bhai.
Mandavali( showing his defective fingers): Dekho ye aa sakta hai ja sakta hai ka scene create mat karo, mujhe kuch nahn aata, meri g***d mat maro tum.Tum log padh chuke ho.
Coder: Kuch nahn padha bhaai!
Coder: Ye aaega 8 marks ka. Padhna padhta hai bhaai. Aas paas ke log dekhke padhna padhta hai. Koi bata to de ek side se.
Dr. Dan: hmmmhmmmhmmmmhmmmmhmmmmhmmmmmm( dunno what the fuck he was reading!)
Bhaai to me (Shockingly): Ye HIV positive bandon mein virus hota hai?
Coder: HIV can enter a body through vein, injection, drug use, the penis, anus, rectum, vagina, mucus membranes, eyes! acha aankhon se bhi!. Yaar aakhon se kaise kar sakte hain?
Bhaai: Eyes se contact se ho jata hai?
Coder(laughing): Bhaai aisa hota to sabko AIDS hota !
Me: Ab tum eyes leke neeche jaoge aur kahn aankh lag gayi to ho sakta hai !
Bhaai (Amused remembering the video he had seen): Wo wali dekhi thi, feet se start kiya tha usme!
Me: Ab tum sab kuch kar rahe ho to hoga hi
Dr.Dan: Yaar 26 sq km ki to country hai.
Me: Kaunsi?
Coder: Virus and diseases blah blah blah
Dr.Dan: Tuvalu
Bhaai: Yar isne US aur Australia ko sue kara tha.
Dr. Dan: Island hai ek 26 sq km ka bas. Maze maarlo pure usme.
Coder: Log rehte hain?
Dr. Dan: Haan
Coder(Amazed for no reason): Kya baat kar raha hai?!
Dr. Dan: It is 5 m above sea level.
Coder: Baarish aa gayi to?
Bhaai: Tez rain mein hi doob jaenge kya?
Coder: Haan
Bhaai: Yaar sea level kaise badh sakta hai. Kitna negligible hoga . Pehle pure world ka badhega.
Mandavli: Ye baat to hai.
Coder: Mumbai mein bhi to aisa hi hua tha.
Mandavli: Mumbai mein baarish kyun aayi thi? kyunki gutters were jammed.
Coder(laughing): Jam rahenge hi. You shit so much!
everybody laughing out their asses. :D
Mandavli (Irritated seeing Mumbai's name is tattered) : Kam se kam sea to dikhta hai. We don't c** like you and say its a sea( white).
Coder: Amitabh Bachhan ko dekh, flood aa raha hai and dekh raha hai.
Bhaai: Amitabh ke ghar bhi aa gayi thi?
Me: To paas se jaegi uske ghar se?
Mandavli: Abey wo beach ke saamne rehta hai wo.
Me: Haan Juhu beach pe.
Mandavli: Nahn nahn wo dusre ghar pe rehta hai.
Coder: Tune dekha hai Amitabh ke ghar?
Mandavli: Haan dekha hai na.
Coder: Bell baja ke bhaag jata!
Mandavli: Mein uske ghar bell bajane jaunga na to 100 guards aakar gunpoint pe meri maar lenge!
Coder: Abey bijli bomb phenk deta!
Dr. Dan : Abey wo yaad hai.. Spiderman Bhojpuri mein.
Me: Nahn yaad nahn hai.
Coder: By having sexual intercourse with a HIV infected person.
Mandavli: Abey wo sahi tha Gujrati mein Spiderman, Rasiya Muthiya Muthiya Rasiya!
Coder: Feeding se bhi ho jata hai?
Mandavli: Isko haina bas yahi padhna hai. AI likha hua dikhe aur ye bhaaisab chalu! Jahan nahn hoga wahan bhi likh aaega.
Coder: Mehnat se padha hai . I'll definitely write.
Everyone seemed to be oblivious of the fact that the EVS paper was a tough one, atleast for those who didn't study for it. But eventually it went just fine considering all the bucker that we had!.. That's all folks !
Satellite, in a mood of irritating everyone and making fun, asks a very interesting and eventually debatable question to Dr.Dan, " If you were in a the middle of drought affected land what the hell would you do?"
Me : He'll run away.
Coder: What the fuck will you do? You surely won't do farming. I'll tell you what Satellite will do. Since there won't be any water around he'll shit and wander with a dirty ass in search of it!
Bhaai ( with his complacent look): Sahi hai Bhaaaai!
Satellite(Irritated with his Maa Ka look) : I am just asking what precautions will you take in a drought?
Coder: I just told you you'll roam around with a shitty ass!
Satellite: Do you know there was a drought in Bengal?
Coder: If its Bengal, talk to Kandy. Ch***u , aadha ghanta ho gya, g****d mar rakhi hai! Padhne de!
Dr. Dan( while Itching his head): Ye Sanitation aa sakta hai bhai.
Mandavali( showing his defective fingers): Dekho ye aa sakta hai ja sakta hai ka scene create mat karo, mujhe kuch nahn aata, meri g***d mat maro tum.Tum log padh chuke ho.
Coder: Kuch nahn padha bhaai!
Coder: Ye aaega 8 marks ka. Padhna padhta hai bhaai. Aas paas ke log dekhke padhna padhta hai. Koi bata to de ek side se.
Dr. Dan: hmmmhmmmhmmmmhmmmmhmmmmhmmmmmm( dunno what the fuck he was reading!)
Bhaai to me (Shockingly): Ye HIV positive bandon mein virus hota hai?
Coder: HIV can enter a body through vein, injection, drug use, the penis, anus, rectum, vagina, mucus membranes, eyes! acha aankhon se bhi!. Yaar aakhon se kaise kar sakte hain?
Bhaai: Eyes se contact se ho jata hai?
Coder(laughing): Bhaai aisa hota to sabko AIDS hota !
Me: Ab tum eyes leke neeche jaoge aur kahn aankh lag gayi to ho sakta hai !
Bhaai (Amused remembering the video he had seen): Wo wali dekhi thi, feet se start kiya tha usme!
Me: Ab tum sab kuch kar rahe ho to hoga hi
Dr.Dan: Yaar 26 sq km ki to country hai.
Me: Kaunsi?
Coder: Virus and diseases blah blah blah
Dr.Dan: Tuvalu
Bhaai: Yar isne US aur Australia ko sue kara tha.
Dr. Dan: Island hai ek 26 sq km ka bas. Maze maarlo pure usme.
Coder: Log rehte hain?
Dr. Dan: Haan
Coder(Amazed for no reason): Kya baat kar raha hai?!
Dr. Dan: It is 5 m above sea level.
Coder: Baarish aa gayi to?
Bhaai: Tez rain mein hi doob jaenge kya?
Coder: Haan
Bhaai: Yaar sea level kaise badh sakta hai. Kitna negligible hoga . Pehle pure world ka badhega.
Mandavli: Ye baat to hai.
Coder: Mumbai mein bhi to aisa hi hua tha.
Mandavli: Mumbai mein baarish kyun aayi thi? kyunki gutters were jammed.
Coder(laughing): Jam rahenge hi. You shit so much!
everybody laughing out their asses. :D
Mandavli (Irritated seeing Mumbai's name is tattered) : Kam se kam sea to dikhta hai. We don't c** like you and say its a sea( white).
Coder: Amitabh Bachhan ko dekh, flood aa raha hai and dekh raha hai.
Bhaai: Amitabh ke ghar bhi aa gayi thi?
Me: To paas se jaegi uske ghar se?
Mandavli: Abey wo beach ke saamne rehta hai wo.
Me: Haan Juhu beach pe.
Mandavli: Nahn nahn wo dusre ghar pe rehta hai.
Coder: Tune dekha hai Amitabh ke ghar?
Mandavli: Haan dekha hai na.
Coder: Bell baja ke bhaag jata!
Mandavli: Mein uske ghar bell bajane jaunga na to 100 guards aakar gunpoint pe meri maar lenge!
Coder: Abey bijli bomb phenk deta!
Dr. Dan : Abey wo yaad hai.. Spiderman Bhojpuri mein.
Me: Nahn yaad nahn hai.
Coder: By having sexual intercourse with a HIV infected person.
Mandavli: Abey wo sahi tha Gujrati mein Spiderman, Rasiya Muthiya Muthiya Rasiya!
Coder: Feeding se bhi ho jata hai?
Mandavli: Isko haina bas yahi padhna hai. AI likha hua dikhe aur ye bhaaisab chalu! Jahan nahn hoga wahan bhi likh aaega.
Coder: Mehnat se padha hai . I'll definitely write.
Everyone seemed to be oblivious of the fact that the EVS paper was a tough one, atleast for those who didn't study for it. But eventually it went just fine considering all the bucker that we had!.. That's all folks !
hillarious :D
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